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Trickster Eats the Laxative Bulb (Winnebego)

  Trickster Eats the Laxative Bulb (§11 of the Trickster Cycle, Winnebego) Richard L. Dieterle As Trickster was walking along aimlessly, he heard what sounded like a voice. He listened very carefully and he could hear it sing, If you eat me you will defecate You will defecate. Trickster wondered, "Why is this person saying such things?" So Trickster went in the direction of the sound, until he heard quite distinctly someone singing, If you eat me you will defecate You will defecate. "I wonder whose saying such things," said Trickster, "as I know if I eat it I'm not going to defecate."  Now he carefully followed the sound of the voice, and there, unexpectedly, he found that it came from  a bulb or tubercle  that was growing on a weed. So he broke it off and ate the whole thing, then went merrily on his way. As Trickster walked along, he said out loud, laughing, "I wonder what happened to that bulb with the big mouth th...

The Prophet's Hair, Salmon Rushdie

  E arly ​ in 19—, when Srinagar was under the spell of a winter so fierce it could crack men’s bones as if they were glass, a young man upon whose cold-pinked skin there lay, like a frost, the unmistakable sheen of wealth was to be seen entering the most wretched and disreputable part of the city, where the houses of wood and corrugated iron seemed perpetually on the verge of losing their balance, and asking in low, grave tones where he might go to engage the services of a dependably professional thief. The young man’s name was Atta, and the rogues in that part of town directed him gleefully into ever-darker and less public alleys, until in a yard wet with the blood of a slaughtered chicken he was set upon by two men whose faces he never saw, robbed of the substantial bank-roll which he had insanely brought on his solitary excursion, and beaten within an inch of his life. Night fell. His body was carried by anonymous hands to the edge of the lake, whence it was transported by shik...

Millais, Christ in the Carpenter's Shop

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Dickens, Chapter on Mrs. Gamp from Martin Chuzzelwitt

  IN PART PROFESSIONAL, AND FURNISHES THE READER WITH SOME VALUABLE HINTS IN RELATION TO THE MANAGEMENT OF A SICK CHAMBER Mr Mould was surrounded by his household gods. He was enjoying the sweets of domestic repose, and gazing on them with a calm delight. The day being sultry, and the window open, the legs of Mr Mould were on the window-seat, and his back reclined against the shutter. Over his shining head a handkerchief was drawn, to guard his baldness from the flies. The room was fragrant with the smell of punch, a tumbler of which grateful compound stood upon a small round table, convenient to the hand of Mr Mould; so deftly mixed that as his eye looked down into the cool transparent drink, another eye, peering brightly from behind the crisp lemon-peel, looked up at him, and twinkled like a star. Deep in the City, and within the ward of Cheap, stood Mr Mould’s establishment. His Harem, or, in other words, the common sitting room of Mrs Mould and family, was at the back, over...